I am Miza Ahmad.
August 7th, 2011

7 hell-heavenly signs of when you’ve been over imposed.

1) It is impossible to distinguish the living from non unless you have infrared goggles on to look through the bolsters and snuggles.

2) Your bed is full with bolsters and snuggles that irritate you to the bone and cause your sneezes and coughs in the middle of the night.

3) You still fall off your queen-sized bed even though you’ve adopted the mummy-sleeping style.

4) You begin to hurdle into your room because the 10-foot door is barricaded with not one, but multiple boxes and bags.

5) Your marble floor is padded with endless strands of long hair even though your hair can barely be ponied.

6) You are nice to give her a drawer but now your dressing table is only one-tenth yours.

7) Your wardrobe door becomes a hanger.

May 21st, 2011

6 ways on how to be a critical thinker.

1) Don’t fixate on availability. Don’t choose the first answer just because it’s there.

2) Don’t generalise too quickly. Just because some elements in a group follow a pattern, it doesn’t mean that all will follow a pattern.

3) Don’t settle for an easy solution. You have got to consider all options.

4) Don’t choose a solution just because it fits pre-existing ideas. You have got to be open to new ways of thinking.

5) Don’t fail to consider any possible solutions. You have to consciously evaluate all possible alternatives.

6) Don’t be emotional. Lastly, don’t get emotions get in the way of evaluative rational thinking.

May 18th, 2011

Or so they say.

As do European (not American nor English ’cause they have nine) cats, I have seven lives. Or so they say.

Monday: I am a Rock Chic. Flaunting my musical talents is as easy as pie when everyone else is struck down with syndrome blues.

Tuesday: I am a Patient. When people start recovering from Monday blues and suddenly, work gets serious, I’m always prescribed with a 2-day day-off.

Wednesday: I am a Couch Potato. The most significant assignment of the day is enjoying the day-off with reruns.

Thursday: I am a Party Animal. Literally exhausting all my energy and toasting to the best last weekday (see Friday). Oh and ’cause it’s ladies night!

Friday: I am a Cancer Researcher. It’s time to play “lab rat”. The most mundane of all jobs. That’s why I saved nerdy dress-up for the shortest working day of the week.

Saturday: I am Yours Truly. I can be anything you want me to be.

Sunday: I am a Believer. I pray that the weekend extends.

May 17th, 2011

Hot Hot Heat!

Ten things scorched through along with the Sun.

1. I wrote quite a number of good songs.
2. I hardly to never meet my band.
3. All of my band members got their testosterones enlisted.
4. My hopes and dreams to make an album is crushed.
5. I met a hot Thai girl.
6. We had a great deal of joy.
7. My fiance got downright envious.
8. I inevitably lost her.
9. I shamefully gained weight.
10. I FUCKING MISSED THE DRUMS LIVE!

February 24th, 2011

Contented!

There’s only a couple of things that are making me high right now.

1) It’s a definite fact that Etienne is coming back this Saturday. My next six months are going to be beyond eventful.

2) I’ve started a new band project. We’re going to be three. I am writing songs quicker than I had thought.

My life is complete now.

February 2nd, 2011

5 ways how I think Singaporeans (or anyone else) can start to be friendlier.

1. For starters, say “hello” or “good day” to the person in front or behind you while standing in a queue. It actually helps to kill time and pacify yourself, or perhaps the other half, by channelling all the free/loose energy into peaceful conversations rather than unnecessary painful bickering. I mean it’s all about “order” and “rules” in Singapore, which are making everyone nastily perky – but you can lower your risk of succumbing to heart attacks or strokes if you’re just a tad friendly!

2. Smile. Nothing (almost always), goes wrong with a smile. Your hotel reservations will be finalised in a split second, your dinner servings will not be spat at, and you get incentives when making payment at the cashier counter. Unless your teeth are unbelievably and permanently stained yellow or brown or black or with any other colour which is unsightly, it is just plain and basic courtesy (entirely layman) to utilise just a minute degree of your cheek muscles, and smile!

3. Do not dodge if you notice that somebody is approaching you trying to strike a conversation in public. They may be in terrible need of help for simple directions. Imagine yourself in their shoes. What if you needed the restroom badly that because of a second of hesitance, it cost you crap in your pants? Anyway, for all you know, the person approaching you was just trying to tell you that your shirt was inside out.

4. Stop that smirk. If you’re ever in crowded cafeterias or restaurants alone where your seating can actually fit for 6, do not even begin to give the what-the-hell-are-you-doing-here kinda look. ‘Cos firstly, your dad doesn’t own the place, and secondly, who gives a damn about your spastic face? If you ever wanna be alone, consider suicide.

5. And last but not least – gratitude. Nothing comes for free. Come on, you gotta at least know that. Unless you’re not a spoilt brat or have not been disgustingly spoon-fed all your life, then you should not be reading up till this last point at all. If you have got the nerve to brave up and ask for help, then you should have the decency or even the slightest bit of ounce to say THANK YOU!

January 28th, 2011

Trying new things.

My new motto. My daily mantra. My life-long dream.

I discovered the joy of doing all the things that I can. Things which I don’t know but long doing. Or things which I may not know subconsciously but actually am good at when they finally surfaced. I don’t want to sound highly ambitious. Or but maybe just a little bit over-achieving. But still, I think there’s no harm in trying new things. I mean what’s the point of living if we don’t live it, right? Moreover, it’s definitely satisfying and fulfilling to know that you have tried than to always ponder thinking, “what if?”.

January 19th, 2011

Day 12 in France (January 4, 2011).

We stayed up the whole night hoping to spend every single last second with each other and wishing the clock would just slow down. I did not want to close my eyes. I just did not want the night to end and the day to come. I did not want to go back to Singapore. I did not want to leave macaroons, liveliness and France. I did not want to leave him.

I wished the clouds would bring terrential downpour of rain or snow but my will power was not strong enough to incur the wrath of god.

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January 6th, 2011

Day 11 in France (January 3, 2011).

This is my final day of pleasurable leisure in France before my painstaking 13-hour flight back to 30 degrees tomorrow morning.

Etienne sent me to the train station. And so, I’d be wandering in Paris alone, just like in the movies. I know you’re smiling big reading this right now, Etienne. I had Etienne’s phone. I was fondling with it while waiting for another hour for the train to come as I had just missed the previous one. And for some reason, it did an auto shut down. I switched it on again, and it requested for a pin number which I totally did not know. And by then, Etienne had driven off to school, and I was sitting alone, out in the cold, waiting for the train which is only coming in another.. 50 minutes, holding on to a useless, locked phone.

Putain.

It wasn’t what I wanted my day to be like especially when I’d be alone. It wasn’t that bad. I knew how to get back and manoeuver around the metro in Paris. It was just the thought of being incommunicado that put me in the uneasiness. I had already promised Etienne that I’d leave him a message once I’d be in Paris, and I knew that I’d cause him unnecessary panicking and worrying if he couldn’t get through to me.

So I just did everything quickly and as fast as I could. I went to the Galleries Lafayette – it is the same like Orchard road. I did some gift searching, took photos of hotels, museums, operas and sunsets. But what I did worst was to walk around for an hour and a half searching for Laduree which was there right under my nose right from the start – but I still didn’t manage to find it still, and so I went back home. There goes my wish to bring back a whole lot of Laduree macaroons.

When I reached Bois Le Roi, it was already dark. And I knew that Etienne and everyone else would have been worrying about me since I was uncontactable. It was nerve-wrecking, in the cold and in the dark, to come up to a stranger who speaks the least English in the world, and ask for help to use the phone in order to call home. Upon hearing my voice, his mental burden was alleviated. He fetched me home from the train station but I still felt the worrisome feeling lingering. It took him a whole night to shake it all off. But I don’t blame him. The thought of losing someone you love is scary, especially when it was my last night.

Etienne showered me with treats of good food at Chez Elle. Je t’aime, Etienne.


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January 6th, 2011

Day 10 in France (January 2, 2011).

As you can see my days are getting shorter and shorter. I hate this feeling. It means it’ll soon be over. I wanna stay here. Singapore is just too chaotic. Here is pacifying.

We drove to Versailles today. It was almost a 2-hour drive. We had tea before leaving. The aim was to just see the big castles in Versailles. The weather was expected to be very windy and cold. But instead, I still put on a dress. Upon reaching Versailles, I got too hungry and persuaded like a little kid for crepes, again. It is the best choice of food, I think, if I can’t think of anything else. If it wasn’t for being in France, I don’t think salmon would be a preference at all. Now I am totally in love with salmon. I don’t feel nauseous anymore smelling it. I can stand it now. As you can guess, I took some salmon filling with truck loads of cream sauce for my choice of crepe. 3 words – IT WAS GOOD. As if I wasn’t full yet, I greedily asked for the greediest dessert in store of all. Knowing that it was my last few days here in France, I wanted to have all the best things I could get.

The huge castles are indeed, huge. Bathed and embroidered lavishly with gold. If I was desperate, I think I would scrape the gold off the gates and walls. And so that was the only attraction for the day.

Came home to Patrice and Therese-Marie and joined them for dinner. It was a big round plate of pizza just for me! I’ve never eaten this much pizza at all in my entire 21 years of life. I was in heaven. Anything goes as long i have my chilli. My salad was totally bathed in the spicy dressing. Therese-Marie thought that it was too bad for me, but I wholly thought the opposite. Over dinner, we were discussing about how it would be for me tomorrow as I would be alone in Paris. Etienne has this big test which in the beginning he wanted to bail from, and after much persuasion and assurance from me, and of course the persistence of his parents, he decided to sit for it. And that leaves me ALONE, in Paris.

The night was still young. Etienne wanted to show me off to his last batch of friends that I’d see. I was the rose amongst the thorns. But it was cool. It wasn’t that awkward or anything. I did some boy/men stuff. It was slacking fun. And also, it was because Etienne had to meet his friends for their last me discussion for the big group test tomorrow.

Then midnight came striking. It was way past after midnight and I was feeling quite famished. Oh well, honestly, I was craving like a pregnant lady. If it wasn’t that bad, I wouldn’t have begged for Etienne to cook for me pasta, again. :)


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